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		<title>Real Funny Fail Things</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at these non-sense pictures done thru some mistaken development of the devices or a mistaken events  in an unwanted situations.
But no doubt they are really funny to the max.. It just make me laugh and happy, hahaha! I even forgot I was left by my wife..








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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Look at these non-sense pictures done thru some mistaken development of the devices or a mistaken events  in an unwanted situations.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">But no doubt they are really funny to the max.. It just make me laugh and happy, hahaha! I even forgot I was left by my wife..</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-22" title="failed-switch" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/failed-switch.jpg" alt="failed-switch" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-19" title="failed-bus-destination" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/failed-bus-destination.jpg" alt="failed-bus-destination" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-23" title="failed-timer" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/failed-timer.jpg" alt="failed-timer" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24" title="sweet-fucking-home" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sweet-fucking-home.jpg" alt="sweet-fucking-home" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-21" title="failed-police-operation" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/failed-police-operation.jpg" alt="failed-police-operation" width="400" height="303" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-25" title="failed-insecticide" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/failed-insecticide.jpg" alt="failed-insecticide" width="400" height="400" /></p>
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		<title>Real Funny Pictures for Downloads</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Real Funny Pictures (Part1)
220 Jpg &#124; any size &#124; 10 Mb

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Real Funny Pictures (Part2)
195 Jpg &#124; any size &#124; 10.3 Mb

 Click Here to Download Funny Pictures Part 2

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Verdana;">Real Funny Pictures (Part1)<br />
220 Jpg | any size | 10 Mb</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Verdana;">Real Funny Pictures (Part2)<br />
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		<title>The Effects Of Funny Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter &#38; really funny things.
Are you feeling run down? You could try laughing more! Some researchers think laughter could be the best medicine, helping you feel better and bringing that spring back into your step.
It makes sense that if people can get more laughter in their lives, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-9 alignleft" title="therapeutic-effect-of-laughter" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/therapeutic-effect-of-laughter-300x254.jpg" alt="therapeutic-effect-of-laughter" width="300" height="254" />This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter &amp; really funny things.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Are you feeling run down? You could try laughing more! Some researchers think laughter could be the best medicine, helping you feel better and bringing that spring back into your step.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">It makes sense that if people can get more laughter in their lives, they are happier and healthier too.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Laughter is a wonderful thing - that&#8217;s why we have all heard the saying &#8220;laughter is the best medicine&#8221;. There is strong evidence that laughter can actually improve health and help fight disease.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"><span id="more-8"></span></span><strong>Test the theory and see for yourself!</strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">First id like you to think of some really funny things, situations you have been in or pictures you have seen, as long as it&#8217;s really funny!<br />
Now I want you to smile, come on! Let the corners of your mouth turn up. Giggle, chortle, chuckle. And slowly build up into a loud laugh.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">How do you feel now? Refreshed? Exhilarated? According to recent studies done by neuroscientists and psychologists, as well as the newest fads in holistic medicine, laughter is the greatest panacea yet discovered.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-9 alignleft" title="therapeutic-effect-of-laughter" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/therapeutic-effect-of-laughter-300x254.jpg" alt="therapeutic-effect-of-laughter" width="300" height="254" />It has been credited with everything from lowering blood pressure and reducing chances of heart attacks and strokes to increasing your intelligence and capabilities to retain process information.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Humor and laughter are regularly being used in a variety of therapeutic situations.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Research into the use of therapeutic humour tells us it has the power to motivate, alleviate stress and pain and improve one&#8217;s sense of well being.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">When really funny things make us laugh, natural killer cells which destroy tumors and viruses increase, along with Gamma-interferon (a disease fighting protein), T- cells (important for the immune system) and B - cells (which make disease -fighting antibodies).</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">As well as lowering blood pressure, laughter increases oxygen in the blood, which also encourages healing.</span></p>
<p><strong>What is laughter?</strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Believe it of not laughter is not the same as humor. It is the physiological response to humor and is made of two parts - the production of a sound and a set of gestures.<br />
Laughing causes our brain to conduct both the production of a sound and a set of gestures simultaneously.</span></p>
<p><strong>Why do we laugh?</strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Some researchers believe that strengthening human connections is related to why we laugh because laughter occurs more often when people are comfortable around one another.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Have you noticed in an office everyone in the office laughs when the boss laughs? This is because dominant people use laughter more often than their subordinates.<br />
Laughing and Humor is like a medicine and a very powerful one.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">It can bring together families in troubled times, reduce anger and frustration and lower your stress levels.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">If you can laugh at yourself or a situation you are in that seem overwhelming it will help to diffuse the stress.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Laughter and really funny things serve a great purpose in our life not only from a medical point of view we discussed earlier but it will make you feel better about yourself and the world around you. It will make a bad situation seem a little less daunting.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">A hearty laugh a day may well keep the doctor away, so keep looking at really funny things!</span></p>
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		<title>Are You Spreading Humor?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recall a teacher I had in school, came to school one day wearing a brown shoe on one foot and a black shoe on the other. She had been in a rush that morning and simply grabbed a left shoe and a right shoe. They were the same style just different in color. She [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-6 alignleft" title="spreading-humor" src="http://www.mytoink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/spreading-humor-300x200.jpg" alt="spreading-humor" width="300" height="200" />I recall a teacher I had in school, came to school one day wearing a brown shoe on one foot and a black shoe on the other. She had been in a rush that morning and simply grabbed a left shoe and a right shoe. They were the same style just different in color. She only lived a short distance from school but rather than go home and change she explained her fiasco to her students. She was always so perfect we just could not imagine her doing such a thing. I think following that day we looked at her as though she was almost human.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;"><span id="more-3"></span>You had better know we all had one big chuckle out of the shoe episode. Have you thought that you do not have to be the one &#8216;on center-stage&#8217; to share humor? Of course not. Just consider it, if some person is sharing a funny happening with you, what is your job? Laugh, of course you would. Now this ought not have to be a false laugh but a significant chuckle. Laughing with, not at someone is spreading their humor.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Most of us have a friend or have knowledge of someone that is known for his or her humor. They are fun to be with and we should always remember to share our chuckling with them. Now that you realize that humor can be shared without being a public orator, let&#8217;s look at how an orator relates, or should relate, to his or her audience. They have a relationship that is obtained by mutual respect, trust and sympathising with the audience. Humor needs to be prepared exceptionally carefully. When it fails to be funny it can cause stress and discomfort.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">This should not occur if you are able to follow a few guidelines. The first point to be considered is the difference between healthy and unhealthy humor. As you know, unhealthy humor has a victim. It shows a wicked spirit. There might be a laugh for this humor but it would most probably be one of nervousness. The sufferer is usually made to look different, not be very intelligent or prejudice.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Looking to healthy humor you will see it is just the opposite. It shows support and authorization in emphasizing the ways we are alike. This shows more understanding and sympathy. The laughing here comes from recognizing that we are all in the same boat and no one is isolated or made to appear different. In order to spread humor, the speaker must have a good demeanor. You must be able to enjoy humor.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">It is crucial that you have a good relationship with the audience. This is sharing yourself in person so they will discover the speaker. Trust has to be established so the audience will not be nervous of anything you may share. A good insight or knowledge of the audience is a must as every joke or sentence plays on a particular emotion.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">A complete understanding about the environment of the audience will put the speaker on conventional ground with them. This requires a lot of homework. If you don&#8217;t know details of them, stay off from particular persons and places in your humor. Presentation is essential. The presentation of the punchline is important as well as giving the audience time to enjoy the punchline. The ultimate important issue with timing you must realise when to finish. Enjoyable humor goes a long way and it is way better to let them leave wanting more.</span></p>
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